Nostalgia Night...
Date: 21/12/2021
Day: Tuesday
Where: *redacted*'s house
Attendees: *redacted*, Matt, Max, Dan
Games & Champs: 1 long game of Powergrid (*redacted*)
Food: On it burgers (best burgers in Melbourne, now Kenmore)
Comments:
Max: Used to be so easy
*redacted*: Fuck these cherries are alright
Dan: Daniel Hill Father of None surrounded by dads
...but $180 is too much for a cardboard Ryan
Pandemic Legacy...the non-legacy version...
Date: 27/06/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: *redacted*'s house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Machi Koro (Ryan), Bears vs. Babies (*redacted*), played Pandemic Legacy for the first time but Max missed like a zillion rules so we didn't let this count.
Food: Cheeky Nandos but slow delivery!
Comments:
Max: Ryan's disappointing legacy (game)
*redacted*: Screw Otavio (delivery guy)
Ryan: Learn how to Rules Max!
...it was just a practice?
Machi or Pandemic Legacy... flip a coin...
Date: 06/06/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: *redacted*'s house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Machi Koro (*redacted*), Bears vs. Babies (Max & Ryan tie on last game)
Food: Cheeky Nandos
Comments:
Max: I'm a baby that wears diapers
*redacted*: I love a cheeky Nandos
Ryan: I provoke. I provoke. This is such a dumb tactic. I provoke.
...Machi Koro this week! Read the rules of PL for next week Max!
You've got to have a Go...
Date: 30/05/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: Ryan's house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Dragonwood (Max), Sushi Go (First time) (Max)
Food: Com
Comments:
Max: You've got to have the biscuit, if you want to win a biscuit
*redacted*: 19!
Ryan: ENHANCEMENTS ARE OP.
...to be... a... go?
Ryan's running late...
Date: 09/05/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: Ryan's house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Batman (Max), Dragonwood (Ryan), Exploding Kittens (Max), Imploding Kittens (First time) (Max)
Food: Lord of the Wings minus some wings
Comments:
Max: I'm the champion of a thing!
*redacted*: Hashtag no wings
Ryan: It's my turn (?)
...and he's wearing the cone of shame...
You have to be in it...
Date: 04/04/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: Max's house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max, Matt
Games & Champs: Lovecraft Letter (Ryan), Dragonwood (*redacted* x2)
Food: Probably the best pizza and calzone we've had. And mozzarella sticks. SO MUCH CHEESE AND DOUGH.
Comments:
Max: Tonight was great, I'm going to miss it. #thanksryan
Matt: Sigh
*redacted*: Sigh indeed
Ryan: You guys are so dramatic!
...to win the biscuit!
What's for dinner?...
Date: 28/03/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: Ryan's house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Batman Loveletter (*redacted*), Carcassonne (Max) & Dragonwood (Ryan)
Food: Ryan was the better man, and conceded his hate for Lord of the Wings to serve the needs of his friends. What a legend.
Comments:
*redacted*: Ryan ordering Lord of the Wings on his phone, to his house, is the highlight of my week
Ryan: I can't believe Rob didn't say "life"
Max: Ryan ordering Lord of the Wings on his phone, to his house, is the highlight of my week
...Ok it was pretty good
What are the chances of rolling >6 with 2 dice...
Date: 10/01/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: Dan's house
Attendees: Dan, Ryan, Josh, Max
Games & Champs: Citadels (Max) & introduce Dragonwood (Max))
Food: Parma Joe's or something like that. It was ok. Josh had a good looking salad from LOTW though, which is gross.
Comments:
Ryan: "You've got to be in it, to win the biscuit" - Max, 2019
Dan: How many engineers does it take to do math...
Josh: No more f*&king statistics please!
Max: This was an...average...night.
...WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!
Trying to figure out which team we're on, but also how to get Ranches...
Date: 03/01/2019
Day: Thursday
Where: Matt's house
Attendees: Dan, Ryan, *redacted*, Matt, Max
Games & Champs: One Night Ultimate Werewolf Daybreak (Matt, Max, *redacted*, Dan), Machi Koro + Expansion (Matt)
Food: GeddaBurger&Heartattack
Comments:
Ryan: Two's get the poos!
Dan: I've got no clue which side I'm on...
*redacted*: ...
Matt: Always money in publishing. I should work for Newscorp.
Max: There's always money in the pizza stand.
...annnndd everyone owes everyone money.
I recon he's a parasite...
Date: 20/12/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Dan's new house
Attendees: Dan, Ryan, *redacted*, Matt, Max
Games & Champs: Total Rickall and Ryan is still the ultimate champ given he wins as parasites and real! (Although the real win felt cheap courtesy of *redacted*s trigger happy habits!)
Food: GyG. So good + Churros + Dan is getting paid on Christmas from Matt.
Comments:
Ryan: I am schrodinger's character... both real, but also always a parasite...
Dan: Where's my invite...
*redacted*: I'm real. Why does no one believe me when I'm real.
Matt: Who wants potatoes?
Max: Dan has comfy couches
...nah, he's real, I checked him BY SHOOTING.
You are the Mayor of a city...
Date: 29/11/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Ryan's house
Attendees: Dan, Ryan, *redacted*
Games & Champs: Machi Koro (Dan)
Food: Harajuku Gyoza! YUM YUM OK GOOD YUM!
Comments:
Ryan: I heard Rob's cafes are daylight...Robbery
Dan: Quickest Uber Eats decision ever!! And quickest payment!
*redacted*: There is always money in a bit of ranch sauce
...of ranch farms with mines and cafes.
Building Frankenstein's monster...wait, is this even balanced?!...
Date: 22/11/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: *redacted*'s house
Attendees: Max, Dan, Ryan, *redacted*
Games & Champs: Scythe (Max, three times in a row now)
Food: Hog's Breath, didn't get a burger, so average...wait, it's free!
Comments:
Ryan: I can truly say I felt salty tonight... But it did balance out eventually (sort of)
Dan: You couldn't pay me to eat this burger again, should have gone to LOTW
Max: You're all losers (in terms of game mechanics only)
*redacted*: Does Max win yet?
...wiping away our tears...of joy that it's over.
Setting up the table for Scythe...
Date: 15/11/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Max's house
Attendees: Max, Dan, Ryan
Games & Champs: Scythe (Max)
Food: Max cooking ALL OF THE MEATS
Comments:
Dan: I'm not a f&%k boy
Max: ...
Ryan: My tiger's name is Olga and my lady's name is Changa
...still....setting up the table for Scythe...
Setting the table for Uncle Steve, Mr. Poopybutthole, Cousin Nicky, Ghost in a Jar, you know, all the usuals...
Date: 27/09/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: *redacted*'s house
Attendees: *redacted*, Dan, Matt, Ryan
Games & Champs: Rick and Morty: Total Rickall (Ryan and Dan as Parasites)
Food: Really dry beef fries which were still delicious
Comments:
Dan: Rob why would you lie to me?
*redacted*: Why does no one believe me?!
Matt: I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!
Ryan: I'm real.
...I'm real I swear I'm real! *ZAAAP* *aaargahgahghg* *Parasite dies*.
Starting BBQ...
Date: 13/09/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Max's house
Attendees: *redacted*, Dan, Max
Games & Champs: Scythe (Max)
Food: Meat, meat and more meat on Max's new BBQ
Comments:
*redacted*: Dammit, not Poland.
Max: ?
Dan: Are you sure you've read the rules Max?
...Halloumi sufficiently melted.
Commencing Josh's food delivery service...
Date: 06/09/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: *redacted*'s house
Attendees: *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Bears vs Babies (Ryan)
Food: Grill'd and LOTW. I mean, can you believe it. If we order through Josh we can have ANYTHING WE WANT. Amazing.
Comments:
*redacted*: Josh for President
Max: MvP Josh the food bitch
Ryan: Rob driving slave labour!!
...$10 earned!
Preparing for a delicious meal at LOTW Harajuku Gyoza...
Date: 09/08/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Indro Shopping Center
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Ryan, Josh
Games & Champs: Batman: Love Letter (Dan)
Food: Harajuku Gyoza
Comments:
*redacted*: LORD
Josh: OF
Dan: THE
Ryan: Gyoza?
...*loud yelling about sake*!
Offering *redacted* some biltongJerky aaaaaaaannnnndddd...
Date: 26/07/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Dan's House
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Batman: Love Letter (Max)
Food: Grumpy Duck Thai, Carpet Beer
Comments:
*redacted*: Service!
Max: Plates!
Dan: Fire!
Ryan: Guys I spilled my beer.
...there's beer over everything.
Looking for house to deliver Uber Eats...
Date: 19/07/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: *redacted*'s House
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Ryan
Games & Champs: King of New York (Dan), Bears vs Babies (Ryan)
Food: Parma Perfection. Distinctly 6/10. Also some delicious *redacted* snacks, Caramel MnMs and Carnival Party Mix
Comments:
*redacted*: Pigeons with health problems should seek out GPs
Dan: Hussein couldn't find a hooker in a brothel
Ryan: Caramel MnMs. Also I learned some cool stuff about protein and vitamins
...driveway long, too hard, give up, deliver to different house instead, drive off.
Starting UFC fight on basketball court...
Date: 06/07/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Dan's House
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Max
Games & Champs: Exploding Kittens (*redacted*), Archer (*redacted*), Carcassonne (Max)
Food: Mrs McGee's burger joint.
Comments:
*redacted*: Basketball brawls are the best brawls
Dan: Uber eats...when will we ever learn
Max: *No comment* So - "Sometimes I like to poo in my hands and clap"
...black eyes and slam dunks, match complete.
Making up dice games...
Date: 28/06/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Redacted's House
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Ryan, Max
Games & Champs: Bears vs Babies (Dan), Regenwormen (Ryan)
Food: Burrito Bar. Burritos and Nachos. Average.
Comments:
*redacted*: Gherkin Dip is legit.
Ryan: Cool dice games Max...
Dan: Don't forget to pack, Ryan.
Max: Needs more rules.
...made up dice games established.
Loading LAN Party, beer, pizza and teenage angst...
Date: 22/06/2018
Day: Friday
Where: Max's Work
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Ryan, Max, Josh
Games & Champs: LAN PARTY! Halo 2 port (no multiplayer so didn't play), Artemis (Red Alert!), Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne (+2 maps), CS (virus), Halo, almost ARMA 3
Food: Pizza Capers. Snacks. Lots of beer.
Comments:
*redacted*: "Power to tubes. Fallopian tubes!""
Ryan: "GUYS WE ARE GOING DOWN IN THE BLAZE OF GLORY!"
Dan: "RED ALERT!"
Max: "Ryan sucks at Halo"
Josh: ""
...error! Unable to remove teenage angst! Please try again later.
Learning about ducks...
Date: 14/06/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Dan's House
Attendees: Dan, *redacted*, Ryan
Games & Champs: Archer Love Letter (*redacted*) & Exploding Kittens (Ryan) & King of New York (Ryan)
Food: Grumpy Duck Thai. Pad Thai Duck (corkscrew), Massaman beef, Red Curry. And specifically 2 YELLOW coconut rice(s)
Comments:
*redacted*: "I think Ryan's should be reach for the stars!"
Ryan: "Grumpy Duck!"
Dan: "Corkscrew padthai!"
...Stop learning about ducks.
Getting Regenwormens...
Date: 07/06/2018
Day: Thursday
Where: Josh's House
Attendees: Dan, Josh, Ryan
Games & Champs: Regenwormen (Ryan) & Archer Love Letter (Dan)
Food: 2 Pizzas, Mexican and Meat Lovers + Garlic Bread that according to Josh the fat dude recommended (Shared)
Comments:
Ryan: "Josh is the Urinal Bandit!"
Josh: "Mmm always listen to the fat server when it comes to ordering suggestions"
Dan: "My worm is bigger than yours!"
...You are worm-free